I'd Much Rather be Watching BSG, but Here You Go Anyways

It's rather miraculous that I'm posting today. I had to resist a  deadly combination of unexpected overtime at the bar and the recent, unexpected premiere of the entire Battlestar Galactica series on Netflix Instant, but I am posting nonetheless. But enough about me. Even though it's been a mere 48 hours since we've checked in with Superfriend-for-Mayor Carl Paladino, it feels like ages, doesn't it? One can only hope that Fox News will take pity and make a talking head out of him after he loses to Cuomo. In the meantime, let's not waste one glorious second of Buffalo-brand Batshit, hmm? Since he began his one man off-off-off-Broadway comedy of errors, he has been utterly incapable of adhering to the "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all" guideline that is generally followed by most political hopefuls whenever there is a video recording device present. He also hasn't been able to wrap his head around the fact that these new-fangled interweb machines will make cannon fodder of your previously-private life at the merest push of a button. As a direct result of his own stupidity, we now know that Paladino is a racist with a passing intrest in bestiality, has a deep hatred of the poor, has a mistress despite running as a proponent of family values, will "take you out" if you displease him, and last, but most certainly not least, really not that big a fan of the gays.
Sooooooooo...
Basically what I'm taking away from this is:

But hold on there, hoss, this race to the bottom ain't over by a damn sight! In a desperate attempt to regain some infinitesimally small shred of respect from the population of people who don't used their heads for toilet paper, he issued a six point apology for his prior denunciation of folks he feels don't use their respective holes properly. And then promptly lost the support of the folks he made those comments to. I suspect that somewhere in whatever passes for his inner monologue, this video, complete with music, is on a never ending loop right about now:



 To anyone outside of New York who's reading this, I am deeply sorry that your local politics are so unspeakably boring. Please feel free to relocate here, just so long as you're sure you can handle it.
Now, please excuse me but I REALLY need to watch some BSG.